Zloth Shirt

Sure there are Zombie Beavers around these days but what you may not have heard of, and are what are just as dangerous, are the zombie sloths. Available at Neatoshop

Warping Dead Shirt

You’d think Warp Tubes would get you ahead in a zombie apocalypse. What you didn’t know is that they are the cause. Once things have all fallen apart it’s up to Sheriff Mario to keep his band of friends safe when the koopa have gone undead. Available...

Twinkieland Shirt

Are you looking for the most amazing pastries ever in the middle of a zombie apocalypse and just can’t find what you want? Perhaps going to Zombieland isn’t the best bet when you should be heading over to… wait for it… Twinkieland! Available at...

Zombie Hunter Shirt

When the world is coming to an end and it’s overrun with the undead you want the best of the best when it comes to zombie killing at your back. This time might just cover that. Available at

Walkers On Leash Only Shirt

It’s disrespectful to have your pets out and not on a leash. They could run off and get into all sorts of trouble. So, for the sake of everyone involved the new policy is walkers are only allowed when they are on leash. Governor’s orders. Available at Red...