SHIRT: (Body) Parts Unknown

I do have to say I like how the description is all in caps so you can actually hear the voice while you read it. For any fan of wrestling in the 80’s you’ll clearly get a kick out of Try This On For Size’s latest zombie shirt.

HULK HO-GAN AS YOU REALIZED ALL THAT IS LEFT IS TOTAL SELF-DESTRUCTION YOU HAD NO TIME TO REASON WITH ME BECAUSE YOU WERE CONSUMED WITH SELF-PITY AND I WAS CONSUMED WITH AN INSATIABLE APPETITE THAT COULD NOT BE QUENCHED.
[SNORT]
DID YOU TRY TO COMFORT THE NORMALS THAT HAVE MORE FEAR AND MORE FLESH THAN YOU HULK HO-GAN?? OR DID YOU TRY TO KICK THE DOORS OUT, KICK THE COCK-PIT DOOR DOWN
GRAB THE TWO PILOTS AND TEAR THE TISSUE STRAIGHT FROM THEIR BONESSSAHHH AND ENDURE THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE OF FEASTING ON THEIR INSIDES.
YOU ASSUMED THE CONTROLS HULK HO-GAN AND THEN SHOVED THE CONTROLS INTO A NOSE DIVE AS YOU REALIZE YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER PARTS UNKNOWN SMELL IT WARRIORS….TASTE IT WARRIORS DO YOU LOOK FOR A PLACE TO HIDE OR DO YOU FACE THE CHALLENGE OF THE ULTIMATE UNDEAD?
I AM NOT THE CHOSEN ONE YOU SPEAK OF
I AM NOT THE CHOSEN ONE YOU SPEAK OF HULK HO-GAN
I AM THE UNDEAD (OR ONLY, OR ULTIMATE) ONE
AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHHH

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