Brain Stress Ball
While this is clearly not being sold as a toy for your freshly turned zombie… it’s a brain that can be squeezed to relieve stress and not properly eaten. (Not to say that they won’t try.) It’s the perfect toy for the newly undead to get them out of the mindset that brains equal food.
Sometimes we wonder whether the burden of being smart is worth all the hassle. It’s hard holding all this knowledge. It’s hard watching bad news on TV and getting frustrated because you know 80 different ways something could have been done better. We wonder if maybe we were a little dumber, maybe life would be peaches and cream. Ignorance is bliss, right? There’s gotta be some truth to that because some days, being smart is killing us.
This stress ball is the perfect salve for those days when your gray matter is irking you. Open the petri dish, retrieve the purply-gray brain, squish the gooey thing in your hand a bit. Then pull back and hurl it with all your might against the nearest wall. SPLAT! The brain will smoosh to the wall with a satisfying squishy noise. Then slowly it will crawl its way down to the floor. Retrieve it and hurl again and again until you have relieved all of your stress. Once stress is relieved, avoid reading comments on any and all web pages. You’ll thank us later.
Available at Think Geek.
