Zombie Magnetic Poetry Kit

We already mentioned this one on our 2010 Zombie Christmas Gift Guide but I couldn’t just leave it only in there for those who had missed the post! This one is perfect for anyone with a fridge or something that you may want to stick magnets onto! (Aside from a computer….. unless you are looking to have a zombie computer! Remember folks – computers and magnets just don’t mix.)

Those of us who count ourselves among the living have a certain penchant for iambic pentameter. It just flows so nicely with its steady rhythm. We can recite poetry while walking and easily keep our pace to match our words. Our wee geeks can chant rhymes while jumping rope. Yes, we have to say that iambic pentameter is a most awesome thing.

Problem is, zombies don’t walk quite so evenly. They’re nearly always maimed in some way that affects their walking. What’s the meter for a shamble? If the great zombie poets could write down their moans and groans, would they stand the test of time? We wonder about these things.

Open up this box of magnetic poetry and release an army of zombies on your fridge. It contains over 200 word magnets relevant to the interests of zombies and survivors alike. Write a haiku for the half-dead, a couplet about corpses, a sonnet about surviving. Best of all, you can mix and match your Zombie Magnetic Poetry with other Magnetic Poetry kits. Get writing before we all die horrible deaths.

Zombie Magnet Features

• Over 200 word magnets relevant to the interests of the walking dead
• Stick to your fridge, locker, or any steel surface
• Write a haiku for the half-dead or a couplet about corpses
• Plan your escape to the safe zone or document your survival
• Plays well with other Magnetic Poetry sets – mix and match!

Available at Think Geek