Shirt: Go Zombies

Only one think can come of mixing the thought of giant foam sports hands with the love of the undead. Greatness! That’s what! My only request now is that Think Geek makes what is ON this shirt into an actual product because damn that would be hilarious. Imagine having one of these suckers at a zombie walk or when the end of the world comes!

They’re hungry; they’re undead.
They only wanna eat your head!
Go Zombies! Go Zombies!
Go, Go, GO ZOMBIES!

Gimme a Z! *collective moan from the crowd*

The big foam finger. Somebody has one at every sporting event. Well, maybe not so much golf. But at most spectator sports, vendors will try to sell you the finger (it’s better than when they try to give you the finger). See, but the thing is, you have your own fingers. You can just as easily hold up an index finger to indicate that your team is number one, or that you would like some cotton candy. But there are a few events where the foam finger becomes a necessity because your hands are not consistently available. Puppeteering tournaments. Leper hockey games. Zombie football scrimmages. Let this big flesh-eaten foam hand on your shirt do your cheering for you.

Available at ThinK Geek!