Zombie Ninja Mez-Itz Action Figure
I don’t know what it is with Think Geek, maybe it’s the season, but we have a SLEW of fun new zombie stuff coming out over at the HQ of all that is geek. Now don’t get me wrong. I of ALL people am not complaining! Specially with a Mez Itz ZOMBIE NINJA FIGURE! Want. Want a lot. How cool is this? Seriously… amazing!
Everyone thinks zombies are scary – but no one has really given a lot of thought to zombie variations. Think about it. What if, now just what if zombies retain some skills of the living body they have reanimated? Even if they did for a short time, it’s a frightening proposition. Zombie football players might be able to run super fast (or throw heads really far); zombie car salesmen might be able to get you a “great deal” before they eat your brains; and zombie ninjas – oh goodness – zombie ninjas would be able to sneak up on your and chop out your brains without you ever knowing. And this is why we had to have the Exclusive Zombie Ninja Mez-Itz Action Figure made – to celebrate this truly horrific concept.
Each Exclusive Zombie Ninja Mez-Itz Action Figure is loaded with ripped-off-face glory, blood splatters, and general indications of ninja zombie mayhem. Also included is a zombified katana. How do we know it’s zombified? Well, it’s owned by a zombie – duh! One look at our Exclusive Zombie Ninja Mez-Itz Action Figure and you’ll want to get one to spread the plague around the rest of your collection. The Exclusive Zombie Ninja Mez-Itz Action Figure – created just for us, just for you, just for ninja zombie infestation.
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